The Dinosaur

Yeah, like he's surviving anything

Here's a fantastic dinosaur extinction theory:



They were too fucking big. Imagine trying to sustain those huge masses (in addition to the other billion or however many dinosaurs there were) with food and adequate water. Or, probably, many food and water sources became simply inaccessible. It would be extremely difficult and all you need is one hella bad winter or summer and you got dinosaurs dropping every where. Hell, I get sweaty now. Imagine a big momma like a Brontosaurus trying to ride out a Texas summer. Ain't happening, bozo.



Here's a fantastic dinosaur extinction theory II:



They're not really extinct. Well, some are. But others merely evolved by shrinking (and therefore being able to reach certain food and water sources) and thus becoming a highly sustainable organism.