Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Killer Spotted Eagle Ray

Spotted eagle ray: coming for ya
'Tis war. If anyone is keeping count, it's rays 2, humans 0.

Last week, a spotted eagle ray jumped into a boat off the coast of Florida hitting and killing a woman, 57-year-old Judy Zagorski of Michigan.

Interestingly enough, this is like a one in a billion thing. I mean, Zagorski could not have ever guessed that this would've been her demise.

Furthermore, there was a giant cover-up of how Zagorski died. Intial reports stated that she was barbed, Steve Irwin-style, through the neck. Geez.

Secondary reports noted that the spotted eagle ray -- weighing in around 80 pounds, about six feet in wingspan -- hit Zagorski, knocked her back and she hit her head, killing her.

Finally, it came out that the sheer force of the ray hitting the woman killed her. Holy shit.

1 comments:

Garrison Reid said...

I think she be fakin'. Probs just ate a witch's apple.

Or too many margareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetas.