'Tis war. If anyone is keeping count, it's rays 2, humans 0.
Last week, a spotted eagle ray jumped into a boat off the coast of Florida hitting and killing a woman, 57-year-old Judy Zagorski of Michigan.
Interestingly enough, this is like a one in a billion thing. I mean, Zagorski could not have ever guessed that this would've been her demise.
Furthermore, there was a giant cover-up of how Zagorski died. Intial reports stated that she was barbed, Steve Irwin-style, through the neck. Geez.
Secondary reports noted that the spotted eagle ray -- weighing in around 80 pounds, about six feet in wingspan -- hit Zagorski, knocked her back and she hit her head, killing her.
Finally, it came out that the sheer force of the ray hitting the woman killed her. Holy shit.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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I think she be fakin'. Probs just ate a witch's apple.
Or too many margareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetas.
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