Thursday, March 27, 2008

The New Zealand Artic

Giant Starfish
Researchers just completed a survey of marine life in the Artic waters around New Zealand.



There, they found large sea spiders and snails, two-foot wide starfish and jellyfish with 12-foot long tentacles.



Let me tell you something about New Zealand: Having a firm respect to our animal brethren and sea brethren, you couldn't find me dead in New Zealand. That is a place that time and evolution forget. If they really wanted to dig they find some wacky-ass shit in the water, in the rock and in the bush. Beware!

2 comments:

Garrison Reid said...

Aitch-e-double hockey sticks. That place is like an oasis of things _no one_ wants to hang out or sleep with. Even other two-feet-wide starfish think their mates are freakish.

I think starfish are actually asexual. Maybe these are super-asexual. Uber-asexual.

Chip's Moody Blues said...

I think you're asexual.