The Polar Bear

Don't let him fool you: He's a baby killer!

I know a lot of people who hate U.S. President George W. Bush.

Consider the war, the environment, the economy, the housing market, hurricane Katrina and probably buttloads more -- in theory, it can be all laid at his feet, or the fact that he hired inept people to take care of these things.

Well, friends, the greatest travesty of the Bush presidency has taken place.

The Bush tyranny recently added the polar bear to the endangered species list. Big mistake.

True, the nearest wild polar bear to the bulk of society is thousands and thousands miles away. But I wouldn't consider giving them "government protection" a good move.

A polar bear will eat you and not think twice. They don't hide behind the whole "oh-no-I-thought-you-were-a-seal" excuse, which has become a very convenient alibi for the shark. They're killers with no regard for life.

Hasn't anyone watched "The Golden Compass" or "Lost"?

Impeach Bush now!